Once upon a time I was standing in my moose slippers in front of my incredible kingdom, balancing THE LAST SECOND on my knee, wearing a shirt of many colors Why? You may wonder. So you can see the beautiful town/coastline behind me and picture yourself reading THE LAST SECOND seated on one of the piers or lounging on a dock, my book in one hand, an ice cream in the other. Could it get any better than this?

Happy May Day – See if you can find a handy May pole to dance around – after a couple of drinks, probably.